Atestat istoric unguresc

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În prima zi, D-zeu a creat câinele şi i-a zis:
“În fiecare zi să stai în uşa casei şi să latri la oricine intră în casă sau trece prin faţa ei . Pentru asta îţi dau 20 de ani de viaţă.”
Câinele a răspuns :”E prea mult timp pentru a sta şi a lătra. Ce-ar fi să-mi dai doar zece ani şi să-i păstrezi pe ceilalti zece?”
Şi D-zeu a fost de acord.
A doua zi, D-zeu a creat maimuţa şi i-a zis:
“Înveseleşte-i pe oameni cu maimuţărelile tale şi fă-i să râdă. Pentru asta îţi dau o viaţă de 20 de ani.”
Maimuţa a zis:”Să mă maimuţăresc 20 de ani? Asta-i destul de mult ! Ce-ar fi să-ţi dau 10 ani înapoi cum a făcut şi câinele ?”
Şi D-zeu a fost de acord.
A treia zi, D-zeu a creat vita şi i-a zis:
“Tu să mergi toată ziua pe câmp cu ţăranul, să suferi de arşiţa soarelui, să ai viţei şi să dai lapte să poţi întreţine familia ţăranului. Pentru asta îţi dau 60 de ani de viaţă.”
Vita a răspuns:” Asta e o viaţă destul de grea, şi tu vrei ca eu să trăiesc 60 de ani? Ce-ar fi să păstrez 20 şi să-ţi înapoiez 40?”
Şi D-zeu a acceptat şi de această dată.
În ziua a patra, D-zeu l-a creat pe om şi i-a zis:
“Mănâncă, dormi, căsătoreşte-te şi bucură-te de viaţă. Pentru asta îti dau 20 de ani.”
Dar omul a zis:” Numai 20 de ani ? Este posibil să-mi dai mie cei 20 de ani ai mei, cei 40 pe care ţi i-a înapoiat vita, cei 10 de la maimuţă şi 10 de la câine, pentru a avea o viaţă de 80 de ani ?”
” Sigur !” a zis D-zeu ,”tu ai cerut-o ! ”
Acesta este deci motivul pentru care în primii 20 de ani mâncăm, dormim, ne jucăm şi ne distrăm. Următorii 40 de ani muncim ca vitele în soare ca să ne întreţinem familiile. După care ne maimuţărim timp 10 ani ca să ne bucurăm nepoţii. Iar ultimii 10 ani îi petrecem pe prispa casei lătrând la toată lumea .

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"The IKEA Effect refers to the tendency for people to value things they have created/built themselves more than if made by someone else – in fact, nearly as much as if an expert with much greater skill had created the same item. Is this the reason that open source software proponents are so 'enthusiastic' about their products while the general market resists them – because those proponents had a hand in developing them?"

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Finger monkeys

Ever held a finger monkey before?  What’s a finger monkey, you ask. Well, believe it or not, it’s a monkey the size of a human finger. They got their name because of their size and the fact that they cling to your fingers when you try to hold them. The planet’s smallest living primate, finger monkeys are also known as pocket monkeys or tiny lions.
Indigenous to the rain forests of Brazil, Peru, Ecuador, and Colombia (where they possibly export drugs to other finger monkeys), the common finger monkey can grow up to 14 inches. Don’t let a finger monkey’s looks fool you. Its claws are extremely sharp, and when a provoked, these pygmy marmosets can wreak havoc like you’ve never seen.

"I'm clinging for dear life!"

"It turns out this rug is as soft as advertised. Testing complete."

"I was in the middle of a goddamn nap, and you just had to wake me! Why!"

"I'm fascinated by that cat in the corner. He thinks he can outwit me. Oh, how little he knows."

"This is like an amusement park ride from hell."

"I'm old man finger monkey magoo, and my arm and hand are freakishly human. That said, I'm extremely far to the right and don't believe in evolution. Other finger monkeys have ostracized me."

"I just learned that I can keep my balance in any situation. Oh hell yea! I'm gonna bring home the gold in the finger monkey Olympic games. Or not, because I refuse to take finger monkey steroids, but all things being equal, I would win."

"Wait, who thought this would be a good idea again?"

"I'm number 1! Number 1!"

"I'm still number 1."

"Getting sleepy. Probably because I'm bored. I haven't been this bored since I went to the finger monkey Phil Collins concert and he sang three different versions of 'Sussudio' back to back to back."

So, how bout it? Would you want a finger monkey as a pet? If you want information about how to obtain a finger monkey, send an email to fingermonkey33@gmail.com, and a finger monkey expert will help you find one.

Mini worlds in jars

So, you’ve seen lots and lots of incredible miniature art over the years, but I highly doubt you’ve ever seen miniature art going to this extreme! The contents of the little containers depicted above and below are so petite you need a magnifying glass to actually see what objects they are supposed to be. And prepare to be amazed once you take a magnified peek because every little jar has a tiny world of brilliance sitting inside. One world shows a couple kissing under a tree, another shows a turtle on an island, and a third shows a golf course with one itsy-bitsy golfer playing a round; maybe he’s a Lilliputian.

These jars are the incredible work of Japanese architect Akinobu. His wonderful designs are so tiny it’s unbelievable. One would imagine he uses tweezers to fit the materials inside, but how does he shape and so intricately design the palm trees and the people? That’s definitely a mystery.

I'd like to be in an octopuses' garden in a jar.

I think I see Ben Stiller in that bottle over there. Sigh, do we REALLY need yet another Night at the Museum film?

These little bottles would work perfectly as a cute and thoughtful gift to friends or loved ones, but unfortunately they are not for sale. Not yet anyway. Five to ten years from now, perhaps the artist will put them on sale, but there’s no word yet on whether or not he would do that. Speaking of small things, check out these finger monkeys.